Old and Fat Kelly Brook Bikini Modeling for Old Times of the Day

No that isn’t a dump truck wrapped in wallpaper you’d find at your grandma’s trailer in Florida during the 80s, that’s an old and fat Kelly Brook confidently running through life as an old and fat chick, despite running typically being dangerous to the old and fat. She’s wild and crazy and clearly doesn’t give a shit…

As far as I’m concerned, Kelly Brook, Page 3 Titty Model turned rich and famous, one of the biggest of the UK titty models, something she took literally….

I WANT TO BE AS BIG AS MY CELEBRITY

I WANT TO BE AS BIG AS MY TITTIES

I WANT TO BE AS BIG AS MY TITTY CELEBRITY….

So she started fucking eating…

But yeah, as far as I’m concerned, she’s always been a fat chick, just a various stages of fat.

As much as I hate fat chicks at my core, not because the media programmed me to hate fat chicks, but because my wife is a fat chick and that shit ruined my life….

As much as I hate fat chicks feeling empowered to wear bikinis as fat chicks, instead of hiding away eating cake in their homes…

You see, I like the fat chicks indoors. I called someone a house hippo the other day and that’s the way they are meant to be.

This living their best life, running around like they read too many motivational articles on social media, confusing them…while being offensive to fatty haters. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

BUT….with all this Ozempic proving that fat chicks hate themselves and want to be skinny chicks.

Losing weight in the weirdest ways, even sacrificing their vaginas with their own sort of OZEMPIC vagina, all deflated and sad….like their souls.

You almost – ALMOST have to appreciate someone who has committed to being a fat chick, ESPECIALLY when she was a hot titty model who wasn’t a fat chick.

So here’s old fat Kelly Brook in action….winning at life…

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